# Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar

> A 2027 daily calendar of vacation photos and self-critical sayings for every day of 2027, for anyone who finds positive quotes a bit much.

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## About this gift

Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar is a funny, bold gift for anyone who finds relentless positivity a bit much, with realistic sayings all through 2027. It suits dark humour fans, colleagues and friends with a sharp wit.

Dave Tarnowski took the vacation photos himself and pairs them with sayings that are self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned or all three at once. The sayings name feelings most people keep hidden, and they do it with humour, wit and empathy. The calendar has 316 tear-away pages and measures 154 x 132 x 37 mm.

Every day of 2027 can use a laugh, and this calendar keeps one close all year. It works as a Christmas present or a Secret Santa gift. Choose this 2027 calendar for the friend who never sugar-coats a bad day.

## Key facts

- Funny 2027 daily calendar
- Vacation photos taken by the author, Dave Tarnowski
- Self-critical, encouraging or disillusioned sayings
- 316 tear-away pages
- 154 x 132 x 37 mm

## What's in the box

- 1 Disappointing Affirmations 2027 daily calendar with 316 tear-away pages

## Details

| | |
|---|---|
| Size | 154 x 132 x 37 mm |
| Contents | 316 tear-away pages |
| Format | Calendar |
| Author | Dave Tarnowski |
| Publisher | Chronicle Books |

## Questions

### How big is the Disappointing Affirmations 2027 calendar?

It measures 154 x 132 x 37 mm, with 316 tear-away pages.

### Who is behind the Disappointing Affirmations calendar?

Dave Tarnowski, who took the vacation photos himself, is the author. Chronicle Books published it.

### Is it a calendar or a book?

A 2027 daily calendar with 316 tear-away pages.