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Crap Jokes: Wipe After Reading

Over 500 bad jokes, puns and riddles in a hardback for dads and grandads

Crap Jokes: Wipe After Reading is a hardback joke book with over 500 dad jokes, one-liners, puns and riddles, a gift for dads and grandads.

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£9.95Crap Jokes: Wipe After Reading
  • Over 500 quick-fire jokes, puns and riddles
  • Hardback, 160 pages
  • Size 135 x 206 x 18 mm
  • Dad jokes, one-liners and cheesy classics
  • Published 28 May 2026

About this gift

A joke book for dads and grandads: Crap Jokes is a hardback of over 500 dad jokes, one-liners and puns for anyone who loves a groan. Shameless dad jokes, ridiculous riddles and cheesy classics fill the book. It suits the jokesters in your life.

The book runs to 160 pages of quick-fire gags, so it's easy to dip into one joke at a time. It is a hardback measuring 135 x 206 x 18 mm. Read it alone or share the groaners with friends.

Crap Jokes is the easy pick for Father's Day, birthdays or Christmas. Take it on a long commute, to a dull meeting or to a quiet evening at home. Grab a copy of Crap Jokes for the dad who needs a laugh.

Perfect for: Secret Santa gifts · Christmas gifts for him · Christmas gifts for dad

Great for: Gifts for him · Gifts for dad · Gifts for grandparents · dads, grandads, jokesters, anyone who loves a groan

What's in the box

  • 1 hardback book, 160 pages

Details

FormatHardback
Pages160 pages
Size135 x 206 x 18 mm
ContentsOver 500 quick-fire jokes
SubjectsJokes & riddles, Gift books
AuthorMichael O'Mara Books
PublisherMichael O'Mara Books Ltd
Published28 May 2026
ISBN9781789299120
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How many jokes are in Crap Jokes?

Over 500 quick-fire jokes, from shameless dad jokes and one-liners to puns, riddles and cheesy classics.

How big is the book?

It measures 135 x 206 x 18 mm and has 160 pages, in a hardback cover.

Is it a gift book?

Yes, it is listed under gift books, and it suits dads, grandads and anyone who loves a joke.

When will the crap jokes: wipe after reading arrive?

It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.