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Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly by Jeremy Clarkson

The third helping of Clarkson's Farm, a funny farming book by Jeremy Clarkson

Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly is Jeremy Clarkson's 192-page paperback about farming, rewilding and red tape, for fans of Clarkson's Farm.

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£10.95Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly by Jeremy Clarkson
  • Paperback, 192 pages
  • The third helping of Clarkson's Farm
  • Size 200 x 130 x 14 mm
  • Published by Penguin Books Ltd, 18 Jul 2024

About this gift

Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly is a humour book about farming and the third helping of Clarkson's Farm. It suits fans of his books, farming fans and anyone who likes a funny read.

After three years on the farm, Clarkson has found the golden rule: whatever you hope will happen, won't. Red tape keeps only one person smiling, Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro delights the cows, and blackberries are harvested with a vacuum cleaner. The paperback has 192 pages, measures 200 x 130 x 14 mm and was published by Penguin Books Ltd on 18 Jul 2024.

Pigs, goats and a rented bull make a fine pick for a birthday, a Christmas stocking or a thank you. Give the Clarkson fan in your life Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly.

Perfect for: Birthday gifts · Christmas gifts · Christmas gifts for him · Christmas gifts for dad

Great for: Gifts for him · Gifts for dad · Gifts for grandparents · jeremy clarkson fans, clarkson's farm fans, farming fans, book lovers

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  • 1 paperback copy of Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

Details

FormatPaperback
Pages192
Size200 x 130 x 14 mm
AuthorJeremy Clarkson
PublisherPenguin Books Ltd
Published18 Jul 2024
ISBN9781405961424
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Is Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly part of a series?

Yes, it is the third helping of Clarkson's Farm.

How many pages does Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly have?

192 pages, in paperback, measuring 200 x 130 x 14 mm.

Who published Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly, and when?

Penguin Books Ltd published it on 18 Jul 2024. The ISBN is 9781405961424.

When will the diddly squat: pigs might fly by jeremy clarkson arrive?

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