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The third helping of Clarkson's Farm, a funny farming book by Jeremy Clarkson
Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly is Jeremy Clarkson's 192-page paperback about farming, rewilding and red tape, for fans of Clarkson's Farm.
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Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly is a humour book about farming and the third helping of Clarkson's Farm. It suits fans of his books, farming fans and anyone who likes a funny read.
After three years on the farm, Clarkson has found the golden rule: whatever you hope will happen, won't. Red tape keeps only one person smiling, Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro delights the cows, and blackberries are harvested with a vacuum cleaner. The paperback has 192 pages, measures 200 x 130 x 14 mm and was published by Penguin Books Ltd on 18 Jul 2024.
Pigs, goats and a rented bull make a fine pick for a birthday, a Christmas stocking or a thank you. Give the Clarkson fan in your life Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly.
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| Format | Paperback |
|---|---|
| Pages | 192 |
| Size | 200 x 130 x 14 mm |
| Author | Jeremy Clarkson |
| Publisher | Penguin Books Ltd |
| Published | 18 Jul 2024 |
| ISBN | 9781405961424 |
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Yes, it is the third helping of Clarkson's Farm.
192 pages, in paperback, measuring 200 x 130 x 14 mm.
Penguin Books Ltd published it on 18 Jul 2024. The ISBN is 9781405961424.
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