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Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar
A 2027 daily calendar of self-critical, funny sayings for every day
A 2027 daily calendar of vacation photos and self-critical sayings for every day of 2027, for anyone who finds positive quotes a bit much.
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- Funny 2027 daily calendar
- Vacation photos taken by the author, Dave Tarnowski
- Self-critical, encouraging or disillusioned sayings
- 316 tear-away pages
- 154 x 132 x 37 mm
About this gift
Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar is a funny, bold gift for anyone who finds relentless positivity a bit much, with realistic sayings all through 2027. It suits dark humour fans, colleagues and friends with a sharp wit.
Dave Tarnowski took the vacation photos himself and pairs them with sayings that are self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned or all three at once. The sayings name feelings most people keep hidden, and they do it with humour, wit and empathy. The calendar has 316 tear-away pages and measures 154 x 132 x 37 mm.
Every day of 2027 can use a laugh, and this calendar keeps one close all year. It works as a Christmas present or a Secret Santa gift. Choose this 2027 calendar for the friend who never sugar-coats a bad day.
Perfect for: Secret Santa gifts
Great for: Gifts for friends · Gifts for colleagues · dark humour fans, anyone tired of toxic positivity, secret santa
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What's in the box
- 1 Disappointing Affirmations 2027 daily calendar with 316 tear-away pages
Details
| Size | 154 x 132 x 37 mm |
|---|---|
| Contents | 316 tear-away pages |
| Format | Calendar |
| Author | Dave Tarnowski |
| Publisher | Chronicle Books |
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Same-day dispatch by 2pm · Royal Mail Tracked 48
Pick your delivery at checkout: every option for its parcel, cheapest first. Standard delivery is free once its parcel reaches £40. Delivery and Christmas dates
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How big is the Disappointing Affirmations 2027 calendar?
It measures 154 x 132 x 37 mm, with 316 tear-away pages.
Who is behind the Disappointing Affirmations calendar?
Dave Tarnowski, who took the vacation photos himself, is the author. Chronicle Books published it.
Is it a calendar or a book?
A 2027 daily calendar with 316 tear-away pages.
When will the disappointing affirmations 2027 daily calendar arrive?
It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.