Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Ominous Omnibus
£90.95
Once Upon a Toon by Paul Ferris
Paperback football memoir: 18 years at Newcastle United, as player and physio
A paperback football memoir by Paul Ferris: 18 years inside Newcastle United, from player to physio, for fans who want the behind-the-scenes story.
£12.95Delivery from £3.69, free over £40
Same-day dispatch by 2pmDispatched in 0–2 working days · Royal Mail Tracked 48, 2–3 working days
- Every delivery option is at checkout, cheapest first.
- Send it to someone else, with a free e-card to say it's coming
- Card, Apple Pay, Google Pay, or pay in 3 with Klarna. Secured by Stripe
- 14-day returns, and free replacements if it arrives damaged
- Paperback, 256 pages
- Integrated black and white images
- 129 x 197 x 20 mm
- Published 27 Aug 2026 by Bloomsbury
- Shortlisted, Sports Entertainment Book of the Year 2026
About this gift
Once Upon a Toon is a Newcastle United football memoir by Paul Ferris, a gift for any fan who wants 18 years of the club told from the inside. Good for a Newcastle supporter or a lover of The Boy on the Shed, and for birthdays or Christmas.
Ferris played for the club from 1981 to 1986, was a physiotherapist from 1993 to 2006 and joined Alan Shearer's management team in 2009. Across 256 pages with black and white images, his often funny stories include Kevin Keegan, George Best and Sir Bobby Robson. The paperback measures 129 x 197 x 20 mm.
Alan Shearer calls it a must-read for any Newcastle fan, and Les Ferdinand calls it a triumph. Give Once Upon a Toon to the Newcastle fan in your life for a birthday or Christmas.
Perfect for: Birthday gifts · Christmas gifts · Christmas gifts for him · Christmas gifts for dad
Great for: Gifts for him · Gifts for dad · Gifts for book lovers · newcastle united fans, football fans, fans of the boy on the shed
Find it in: Notebooks and stationery
What's in the box
- 1 paperback book
Details
| Format | Paperback |
|---|---|
| Size | 129 x 197 x 20 mm |
| Contents | 256 pages, integrated black and white images |
| Publisher | Bloomsbury Publishing PLC |
| Published | 27 Aug 2026 |
| ISBN | 9781399420105 |
Delivery
Same-day dispatch by 2pm · Royal Mail Tracked 48
Pick your delivery at checkout: every option for its parcel, cheapest first. Standard delivery is free once its parcel reaches £40. Delivery and Christmas dates
Returns
Return it unused within 14 days of delivery for a refund. If it arrives damaged, tell us within 3 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Returns
Make it a bundle
Goes well with
Add another gift: delivery is free over £40 on most gifts.
More like this
You may also like
Reviews
Reviews come only from people who bought this gift: we ask a couple of days after it's delivered.
No reviews yet. Bought this gift? We'll email you a link a couple of days after it arrives: review it for a chance to win 10% off your next order.
Good to know
Quick answers about this gift.
Is Once Upon a Toon a paperback?
Yes, it is a paperback with 256 pages and integrated black and white images.
Who wrote Once Upon a Toon?
Paul Ferris wrote it. He played for Newcastle United from 1981 to 1986, worked as a physiotherapist from 1993 to 2006 and was part of Alan Shearer's management team in 2009.
When was Once Upon a Toon published?
It was published on 27 Aug 2026 by Bloomsbury Publishing PLC.
When will the once upon a toon by paul ferris arrive?
It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.