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Brutally honest enamel keyring for anyone running on sarcasm
The Sick of Your Shit keyring is an 18 g enamel Steven Rhodes keyring for anyone running on sarcasm and zero patience, officially licensed.
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Order by noon, Monday to Friday, and it leaves the same day
Delivery £4.95, free over £60. Highlands, Islands, Northern Ireland & Isle of Man £8.95.
Sick of Your Shit keyring: a brutally honest enamel gift from Steven Rhodes, made for anyone running on sarcasm and zero patience. It is a sweary stocking filler for the friend who says it as it is.
At 18 g it is light enough to hang from your keys or your bag. Attach it to either one. The enamel keyring is officially licensed and part of the Steven Rhodes collection of retro gifts.
Tough weeks need a keyring with an opinion. It comes on a cardboard back with a Euro hook, in a plastic bag, so it suits a birthday or a leaving gift. Clip the Sick of Your Shit keyring onto their keys and let it do the talking.
Perfect for: Christmas gifts for him
Great for: Gifts for him · Gifts for friends · Gifts for teenagers · sarcastic friends, colleagues, retro gift fans, people with zero patience
Find it in: Stocking fillers · Stocking fillers for teenagers · Letterbox gifts
| Material | Enamel |
|---|---|
| Weight | 18 g |
| Size | Packaging measures 13 cm tall, 6 cm wide and 0.5 cm deep |
| Packaging | Cardboard back with Euro hook, plastic bag |
Order by noon for same-day dispatch
Delivery £4.95, free over £60. Highlands, Islands, Northern Ireland & Isle of Man £8.95. Delivery and Christmas dates
Return it unused within 14 days of delivery for a refund. If it arrives damaged, tell us within 3 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Returns
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Quick answers about this gift.
Enamel. It weighs 18 g, so it sits lightly on your keys or bag.
Officially licensed, yes. It is part of the Steven Rhodes collection of retro gifts.
A cardboard back with a Euro hook, inside a plastic bag.
It leaves the same day when you order by noon, Monday to Friday, and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.