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A gift book of sarcastic one-liners and comebacks for the workplace
A 96-page paperback of sarcastic one-liners and passive-aggressive comebacks for office life, a witty gift for friends and co-workers.
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Office insults and comebacks in one small book, for anyone who needs a sharp retort to a slacker, a micromanager or an annoying colleague. It makes a witty gift for friends and co-workers who have sat through one too many meetings.
Its 96 pages hold sarcastic one-liners, passive-aggressive comebacks, HR-friendly jabs and examples of the different office characters you meet at work. It is a paperback that measures 104 x 148 x 10 mm, written by Sid Finch and published by Octopus Publishing Group.
Slip this into a Secret Santa, a leaving card or a Christmas stocking, and give a colleague a comeback ready for their next meeting. It also suits a birthday or a new job. Get this book for the colleague who always has to have the last word.
Perfect for: Secret Santa gifts
Great for: Gifts for friends · Gifts for colleagues · office workers, friends and co-workers, secret santa, anyone who works in an office
Find it in: Stocking fillers · Notebooks and stationery
| Format | Paperback / softback |
|---|---|
| Pages | 96 pages |
| Size | 104 x 148 x 10 mm |
| Author | Sid Finch |
| Publisher | Octopus Publishing Group |
| ISBN | 9781806590032 |
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It has 96 pages and comes in paperback, also called softback.
Sarcastic one-liners, passive-aggressive comebacks, HR-friendly jabs and examples of different office characters.
Sid Finch wrote it, and Octopus Publishing Group published it.
It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.