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Things Your Cat Wants You to Know

A funny hardback guide to what your cat is really saying, for cat lovers

A 96-page hardback cat gift book of 45 full-colour illustrations, a funny guide to what your cat is thinking, for cat lovers.

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£8.95Things Your Cat Wants You to Know
  • Hardback, 96 pages
  • 45 full-colour illustrations and witty captions
  • Measures 121 x 159 x 14 mm
  • By Sam Hart, published by Octopus Publishing Group

About this gift

Funny cat gift book for anyone who has ever wondered what their cat is thinking. The right pick for cat owners who are a little mystified by their pet, and for shoppers after a birthday or Christmas gift for a cat person.

Its 96 pages hold 45 full-colour illustrations and witty captions that poke fun at the side-eye, the hours of meowing and the sudden scratch. The hardback measures 121 x 159 x 14 mm, a size that sits neatly on a coffee table or a bookshelf.

Bookshelves and coffee tables give this hardback pride of place, and it suits birthdays and Christmas. For an owner whose cat leaves them puzzled, it is a light-hearted place to start. Get Things Your Cat Wants You to Know for the cat lover on your list and read what their cat is really trying to say.

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Great for: Gifts for friends · Gifts for book lovers · cat lovers, cat owners, cat mum, cat dad, humour fans

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What's in the box

  • 1 hardback book
  • 96 pages with 45 full-colour illustrations

Details

FormatHardback
Size121 x 159 x 14 mm
Contents96 pages, 45 full-colour illustrations
AuthorSam Hart
PublisherOctopus Publishing Group
Published10 Sep 2026
ISBN9781837999590
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How many pages does Things Your Cat Wants You to Know have?

It has 96 pages, including 45 full-colour illustrations.

Is it a hardback?

Yes, it is a hardback measuring 121 x 159 x 14 mm.

Who wrote it and who published it?

Sam Hart is the author, and Octopus Publishing Group published it on 10 Sep 2026.

When will the things your cat wants you to know arrive?

It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.