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A funny breakup book of 52 things to do when you want to text your ex
This 112-page hardback gives 52 things to do instead of texting your ex, from 5-minute fixes to full-day plans, for a funny breakup gift.
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A funny breakup book with 52 things to do instead of texting your ex, for anyone freshly dumped, mildly curious or bored on a Sunday night. It's a gift for a friend going through a split, or a bold pick for anyone who has been there.
The 52 ideas run from 5-minute fixes to full-day plans, so there is something for a quick wobble or a long evening. Inside, the book unpacks why you want to text them, why it's a bad idea, and what to do if you give in.
Some nights need a plan more than a pep talk, and this book is one. It makes a funny birthday gift for a friend who needs a laugh and something to do. Give them 52 things to do instead of texting their ex, and keep the phone in airplane mode.
Perfect for: Birthday gifts
Great for: Gifts for her · Gifts for friends · friends going through a split, anyone freshly dumped, funny friends, people who need a laugh
| Format | Hardback |
|---|---|
| Contents | 112 pages, colour illustrations |
| Size | 161 x 129 x 24 mm |
| Author | Millie O'Neill |
| Publisher | Quadrille Publishing Ltd |
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Quick answers about this gift.
It has 112 pages, with colour illustrations, and comes in hardback.
Yes, it is filed under humour, and its subjects include dating and relationships.
The 52 ideas range from quick 5-minute fixes to full-day plans, plus mantras and advice for moments of weakness.
It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.