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52 Things to Do Instead of Texting Your Ex

A funny breakup book of 52 things to do when you want to text your ex

This 112-page hardback gives 52 things to do instead of texting your ex, from 5-minute fixes to full-day plans, for a funny breakup gift.

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£9.9552 Things to Do Instead of Texting Your Ex
  • 52 ideas, from 5-minute fixes to full-day plans
  • Unpacks why you want to text them
  • Includes confidence-boosting mantras
  • 112 pages with colour illustrations
  • Hardback, 161 x 129 x 24 mm

About this gift

A funny breakup book with 52 things to do instead of texting your ex, for anyone freshly dumped, mildly curious or bored on a Sunday night. It's a gift for a friend going through a split, or a bold pick for anyone who has been there.

The 52 ideas run from 5-minute fixes to full-day plans, so there is something for a quick wobble or a long evening. Inside, the book unpacks why you want to text them, why it's a bad idea, and what to do if you give in.

Some nights need a plan more than a pep talk, and this book is one. It makes a funny birthday gift for a friend who needs a laugh and something to do. Give them 52 things to do instead of texting their ex, and keep the phone in airplane mode.

Perfect for: Birthday gifts

Great for: Gifts for her · Gifts for friends · friends going through a split, anyone freshly dumped, funny friends, people who need a laugh

What's in the box

  • 1 hardback book, 112 pages
  • Colour illustrations

Details

FormatHardback
Contents112 pages, colour illustrations
Size161 x 129 x 24 mm
AuthorMillie O'Neill
PublisherQuadrille Publishing Ltd
Delivery

Same-day dispatch by 2pm · Royal Mail Tracked 48

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Quick answers about this gift.

How many pages does the breakup book have?

It has 112 pages, with colour illustrations, and comes in hardback.

Is 52 Things to Do Instead of Texting Your Ex a funny book?

Yes, it is filed under humour, and its subjects include dating and relationships.

How long are the ideas, and what's in them?

The 52 ideas range from quick 5-minute fixes to full-day plans, plus mantras and advice for moments of weakness.

When will the 52 things to do instead of texting your ex arrive?

It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.