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How to Be Fucking Annoying

A hardback humour book of 150+ ways to irritate, for mischievous friends

A hardback humour book of 150+ ways to irritate, exasperate and aggravate, by Lucinda Wilde, for friends who love a prank.

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£9.95How to Be Fucking Annoying
  • 150+ ways to irritate, exasperate and aggravate
  • Hardback, 160 pages with 20 illustrations
  • Measures 123 x 160 x 19 mm
  • Written by Lucinda Wilde
  • Published by Ryland, Peters & Small Ltd

About this gift

Lucinda Wilde's How to Be Fucking Annoying is a hardback humour book with 150+ ways to irritate, exasperate and aggravate. It suits a practical joker, a sibling who needs winding up or a friend who loves a laugh.

Inside, its 150+ ways cover work, home life, relationships, birthdays and nights out. Try quietly changing the WiFi passcode, or wait until the person next to you has their tray table covered in food before you suddenly need the toilet on a flight. Its 160 pages come with 20 illustrations.

The book's ideas suit birthdays, nights out and a dull evening at home. It's a funny pick for a housewarming, a leaving present or a stocking filler. Give How to Be Fucking Annoying to the friend who could use a little chaos.

Perfect for: Birthday gifts

Great for: Gifts for him · Gifts for friends · practical jokers, humour fans, friends with a mischievous streak, siblings, gift book lovers

What's in the box

  • 1 hardback copy of How to Be Fucking Annoying

Details

FormatHardback
Size123 x 160 x 19 mm
Contents160 pages, 20 illustrations
AuthorLucinda Wilde
PublisherRyland, Peters & Small Ltd
Published15 Sep 2026
ISBN9781912983957
SubjectsHumour collections and anthologies, gift books
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How big is How to Be Fucking Annoying?

It measures 123 x 160 x 19 mm and has 160 pages with 20 illustrations.

Who wrote and published it?

Lucinda Wilde wrote it, and Ryland, Peters & Small Ltd published it on 15 Sep 2026.

Does the book have illustrations?

Yes, 20 illustrations across its 160 pages.

When will the how to be fucking annoying arrive?

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