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Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow Your Dreams

Funny, realistic affirmations for anyone who isn't happy all the time

A hardback humour gift book of funny, realistic affirmations paired with the author's vacation photos, and a jacket that folds out into a poster.

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£10.95Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow Your Dreams
  • Hardback, 96 pages
  • Measures 186 x 135 x 16 mm
  • Jacket folds out into a motivational poster
  • Vacation photos taken by the author himself
  • By Dave Tarnowski, published by Chronicle Books

About this gift

Disappointing Affirmations is a funny gift book for anyone who isn't happy all the time. It suits the friend who finds positive thinking hard, or anyone who would rather laugh than pretend. A witty pick for birthdays, housewarmings and thank you gifts.

Its 96 pages pair affirmations with vacation photos the author took himself. The sayings are self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned or all three, and they spotlight feelings people often keep hidden. Dave Tarnowski, creator of the Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations, wrote it. The hardback measures 186 x 135 x 16 mm.

Unfold the jacket for a motivational poster, ready to display anywhere disappointment may strike. A book for days when nothing goes to plan, told with humour, wit and empathy. Christmas stockings suit a book this honest about bad days. Give Disappointing Affirmations to the friend who keeps saying they're fine.

Perfect for: Secret Santa gifts · Christmas gifts for him

Great for: Gifts for him · Gifts for friends · Gifts for colleagues · anyone who isn't happy all the time, people who find positive thinking hard, humour book fans, a friend who needs a laugh

What's in the box

  • 1 hardback book with a jacket that folds out into a motivational poster

Details

Size186 x 135 x 16 mm
Contents96 pages
FormatHardback
SubjectHumour
AuthorDave Tarnowski
PublisherChronicle Books
Published16 May 2024
ISBN9781797226668
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How big is the book?

It measures 186 x 135 x 16 mm and has 96 pages.

What's inside?

Affirmations paired with vacation photos the author took himself. The sayings range from self-critical to encouraging to disillusioned.

Does the jacket fold out into a poster?

Yes, the jacket folds out into a motivational poster that you can display anywhere disappointment may strike.

When will the disappointing affirmations: unfollow your dreams arrive?

It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.