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Butts on Things 2027 Wall Calendar
Funny 2027 wall calendar of bottoms on everyday objects, for a friend who laughs.
A funny 2027 wall calendar of bottoms on everyday objects, with 13 full-colour images, for friends with a sense of humour.
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Same-day dispatch by 2pmDispatched in 0–2 working days · Royal Mail Tracked 48, 2–3 working days
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- 13 full-colour images in a 12-month calendar for 2027
- 12 x 12 inches closed, 12 x 24 inches open
- Planning spread for September to December 2026
- Sustainable paper and board, soy-based ink
- Wrap-around cover, no plastic packaging needed
About this gift
Butts on Things is a funny 2027 wall calendar of bottoms on everyday objects, the gift for a friend who loves a laugh. It suits a white elephant gift swap, a funny birthday or anyone with a sense of humour.
Closed, the calendar measures 12 x 12 inches and opens to 12 x 24 inches, so it fills a wall. Generous grid space leaves room for plans, and the calendar shows official major world holidays and moon phases based on Universal Time. It starts with a planning spread for September to December 2026. Its wrap-around cover means no plastic packaging is needed.
Funny for Christmas and useful all of 2027, this calendar fits a birthday or a stocking. Pick Butts on Things and give your wall a cheeky laugh all year.
Great for: Gifts for him · Gifts for friends · friends with a sense of humour, white elephant gift swaps, funny birthday presents, Christmas stocking gifts
Find it in: Notebooks and stationery
What's in the box
- 1 wall calendar, 24 pages
- 13 full-colour images
- Wrap-around cover
Details
| Size | 12 x 12 inches closed, 12 x 24 inches open |
|---|---|
| Contents | 24 pages, 13 full-colour images |
| Dates | January to December 2027, with a planning spread for September to December 2026 |
| Features | Generous grid space, official major world holidays, moon phases based on Universal Time |
| Material | Sustainable paper and board, soy-based ink |
| Packaging | Wrap-around cover, no plastic packaging needed |
| Publisher | Andrews McMeel Publishing, by Brian Cook |
Delivery
Same-day dispatch by 2pm · Royal Mail Tracked 48
Pick your delivery at checkout: every option for its parcel, cheapest first. Standard delivery is free once its parcel reaches £40. Delivery and Christmas dates
Returns
Return it unused within 14 days of delivery for a refund. If it arrives damaged, tell us within 3 days of delivery and we'll replace or refund it. Returns
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Quick answers about this gift.
How big is the Butts on Things 2027 calendar?
It measures 12 x 12 inches closed and 12 x 24 inches open.
Which months does the calendar cover?
January to December 2027, plus a planning spread for September to December 2026.
Does it come with plastic packaging?
No. The wrap-around cover means no plastic packaging is needed.
When will the butts on things 2027 wall calendar arrive?
It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.