Wititudes 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar
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Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Wall Calendar
A funny 2027 wall calendar for anyone who finds toxic positivity a bit much
A 2027 wall calendar pairing the author's own holiday photos with sayings that are self-critical, encouraging and disillusioned, for anyone who finds positivity exhausting.
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- 24 pages, month by month for 2027
- 12 x 12 inch (305 x 306 x 9 mm)
- Holiday photos taken by the author
- Self-critical, encouraging and disillusioned sayings
- By Dave Tarnowski, published by Chronicle Books
About this gift
Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Wall Calendar is a funny gift for anyone who finds relentless positivity a bit much, with sayings that take a realistic view of failure. Its messages are self-critical, encouraging or disillusioned, often all three at once. It suits fans of the book and Instagram account behind it.
The calendar has 24 pages and runs month by month through 2027. Each month pairs a holiday photo taken by the author, Dave Tarnowski, with a saying. At 12 x 12 inch, or 305 x 306 x 9 mm, it is a good size for a kitchen, hallway or office wall. It is published by Chronicle Books.
Office Secret Santa swaps and Christmas lists call for a gift with a bit of bite. It suits the friend who has already given up on their New Year's resolutions. Give their 2027 a funnier, more honest edge with Disappointing Affirmations.
Perfect for: Secret Santa gifts
Great for: Gifts for friends · Gifts for colleagues · anyone who finds positivity exhausting, office secret santa swaps, fans of the Instagram account, friends who make New Year's resolutions
Find it in: Notebooks and stationery
What's in the box
- 1 wall calendar with 24 pages
Details
| Size | 12 x 12 inch (305 x 306 x 9 mm) |
|---|---|
| Contents | 24 pages, month by month for 2027, with holiday photos taken by the author |
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Same-day dispatch by 2pm · Royal Mail Tracked 48
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How big is the Disappointing Affirmations 2027 calendar?
It measures 12 x 12 inch, or 305 x 306 x 9 mm, and has 24 pages, month by month for 2027.
Who took the photos in the calendar?
The author, Dave Tarnowski, took the holiday photos himself.
What kind of sayings are on it?
They are self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, with humour, wit and empathy.
When will the disappointing affirmations 2027 wall calendar arrive?
It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.