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Wititudes 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar

Sarcastic daily quips for 2027, on tear-off pages for your desk or tabletop

The Wititudes 2027 day-to-day calendar, with a sarcastic quip on every page, for anyone who likes their humour dry.

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Same-day dispatch by 2pmDispatched in 0–2 working days · Royal Mail Tracked 48, 2–3 working days
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£15.95Wititudes 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar
  • A sarcastic quip on every page
  • Full-colour tear-off pages
  • Day and date on each page, weekends combined
  • Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk display
  • Printed on sustainable certified paper with soy-based ink

About this gift

A 2027 day-to-day calendar with a sarcastic quip on every page: a desk gift for anyone with a dry sense of humour. It suits a friend, a colleague or a family member who always has something to say.

The full-colour tear-off pages carry quips on everyday topics, from irksome job responsibilities and pesky family members to money woes, dieting and relationships. The calendar also celebrates naps, cocktails and friendships, with vintage-style graphics from the Wititudes internet accounts. Each page shows the day and date, weekends share a combined page, and the back of every page is blank for notes or shopping lists.

Think Christmas, a Secret Santa gift or a thank you at work. Placed on a desk or tabletop, it is ready for every day of 2027. Get the Wititudes 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar and start the new year laughing.

Great for: Gifts for friends · Gifts for colleagues · friends with a dry sense of humour, secret santa gifts, stocking fillers

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What's in the box

  • Day-to-day calendar, 640 pages
  • Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display

Details

Size151 x 129 x 34 mm
Page size5.354" x 4.488"
Contents640 pages
MaterialRecyclable chipboard easel backer; sustainable certified paper printed with soy-based ink
FormatCalendar
PlasticNo single-use plastic
Delivery

Same-day dispatch by 2pm · Royal Mail Tracked 48

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Quick answers about this gift.

How big is the Wititudes 2027 calendar?

It measures 151 x 129 x 34 mm, and each page is 5.354 x 4.488 inches.

Does the 2027 calendar show public holidays?

Yes, it marks official major world holidays and observances, and weekends share a combined page.

Does it come with a stand?

It includes a recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display.

When will the wititudes 2027 day-to-day calendar arrive?

It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.