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How to Poo: An Illustrated Guide

A 160-page illustrated guide to toilet humour and silly trivia

A how to poo book: a 160-page illustrated hardback of toilet humour and trivia by Stephen Wildish, for anyone who loves a silly fact.

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£14.95How to Poo: An Illustrated Guide
  • 160-page hardback
  • Infographics and illustrations
  • Trivia about the history of the toilet
  • Flowchart for removing skid marks
  • By Stephen Wildish, published by Ebury Publishing

About this gift

Toilet humour meets trivia in this how to poo book, an illustrated guide for anyone who loves a laugh on the loo. It makes a birthday gift for dad, a Secret Santa or a stocking filler for a friend with a sense of humour.

The 160-page hardback features infographics, illustrations and trivia about the history of the toilet. A flowchart shows how to remove skid marks, and a beginner's guide sorts bowel movements into categories. It also covers how to remove bad smells from the bathroom, and it measures 136 x 206 x 19 mm.

Funny reading suits a birthday, a Christmas stocking or a thank you for anyone who loves a silly fact. It makes a light-hearted present for a bathroom shelf or a coffee table. Pick up a copy for the quiz fan in your life.

Perfect for: Birthday gifts · Christmas gifts · Christmas gifts for him · Christmas gifts for dad

Great for: Gifts for him · Gifts for dad · Gifts for friends · toilet humour fans, trivia and quiz lovers, friends with a sense of humour, dads who love a laugh

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What's in the box

  • 1 hardback book, 160 pages

Details

FormatHardback
Pages160
Size136 x 206 x 19 mm
AuthorStephen Wildish
PublisherEbury Publishing
Published6 Aug 2026
ISBN9781529995091
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How many pages is the How to Poo book?

It has 160 pages and a hardback cover.

How big is the How to Poo book?

It measures 136 x 206 x 19 mm, so it fits on a bathroom shelf.

What's inside How to Poo?

Infographics, illustrations and trivia about the history of the toilet, plus a flowchart for removing skid marks.

When will the how to poo: an illustrated guide arrive?

It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.