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Things Your Dog Wants You to Know

A funny gift book for dog lovers: 96 pages of illustrated dog humour

A funny 96-page hardback gift book by Sam Hart, with 45 full-colour illustrations, for anyone who wants to know what their dog is thinking.

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£8.95Things Your Dog Wants You to Know
  • Hardback, 96 pages
  • 45 full-colour illustrations and witty captions
  • Measures 158 x 121 x 15 mm
  • By Sam Hart, published by Octopus Publishing Group

About this gift

Funny dog book for dog lovers: Things Your Dog Wants You to Know is a hardback gift book that decodes your dog's silly, devoted behaviour. It suits dog parents and anyone who gets a joyful greeting at the front door.

Its 96 pages hold 45 full-colour illustrations and witty captions that read like your dog talking. Topics include bathtime, exercise and food on the floor. The book is packed with charm. It is a hardback measuring 158 x 121 x 15 mm.

Dog parents have a funny gift for birthdays, Christmas and thank-you presents. It's for anyone who talks to their dog all day. Choose this book and let the dog parent in your life read what their dog has been trying to say.

Perfect for: Secret Santa gifts

Great for: Gifts for friends · Gifts for book lovers · dog parents, dog lovers, dog owners, dog walkers

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What's in the box

  • 1 hardback book

Details

FormatHardback
Contents96 pages, 45 full-colour illustrations
Size158 x 121 x 15 mm
AuthorSam Hart
PublisherOctopus Publishing Group
SubjectsHumour, dogs as pets, gift books
ISBN9781837999613
Published10 Sep 2026
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Same-day dispatch by 2pm · Royal Mail Tracked 48

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Quick answers about this gift.

What does the book cover?

It covers your dog's goofy, obsessive and endlessly energetic personality, through humorous observations and witty captions.

How big is the book?

It measures 158 x 121 x 15 mm.

How many pages does it have?

It has 96 pages and 45 full-colour illustrations.

When will the things your dog wants you to know arrive?

It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.