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Ha-Ha-Ha Haaland: Pocket Players Book
A 96-page humour book for football fans and anyone who loves a goal.
Ha-Ha-Ha Haaland: Pocket Players is a 96-page hardback humour book for football fans, with black and white illustrations.
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- 96 pages with black and white illustrations
- Hardback, 152 x 111 x 12 mm
- Humour guide to a Haaland-style mindset
- Covers hat tricks to clearing your inbox
- Published 1 Oct 2026
About this gift
Ha-Ha-Ha Haaland: Pocket Players is a 96-page humour book for football fans who like their goals with a grin. Think birthdays, Christmas or a mate who lives and breathes the game. It channels the Haaland mindset, played for laughs.
Its 96 pages have black and white illustrations and go from hat tricks to clearing your inbox. Set big targets, chase them down and celebrate the win in style. The hardback is 152 x 111 x 12 mm, and it was published on 1 Oct 2026.
Football fans, this is the book for anyone who wants to play like Haaland, even if it's only from the sofa. It's an easy birthday or Christmas idea, and the humour runs through the whole book. Pick a copy for the Haaland fan in your life.
Perfect for: Secret Santa gifts · Christmas gifts for him
Great for: Gifts for him · football fans, haaland fans, humour lovers, football-mad friends
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What's in the box
- 1 hardback book
Details
| Format | Hardback |
|---|---|
| Pages | 96 pages, black and white illustrations |
| Size | 152 x 111 x 12 mm |
| Published | 1 Oct 2026 |
| Subject | Humour |
| ISBN | 9781037219313 |
Delivery
Same-day dispatch by 2pm · Royal Mail Tracked 48
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How many pages does it have?
It has 96 pages, with black and white illustrations.
Is it a hardback?
Yes, it's a hardback book measuring 152 x 111 x 12 mm.
What is the book about?
A humour guide that moves from hat tricks to clearing your inbox, with big goals and a Haaland-style mindset.
When will the ha-ha-ha haaland: pocket players book arrive?
It leaves within 0 to 2 working days and goes by Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2 to 3 working days). The exact window is shown above for the moment you're ordering.