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Fairytales for Privileged Children

Classic fairytales retold for privileged children, by Daniel Foxx

A 144-page hardback by author and comedian Daniel Foxx that retells classic fairytales for privileged children, with black and white illustrations, for lovers of dark humour.

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£14.95Fairytales for Privileged Children
  • Hardback, 144 pages
  • Black and white illustrations
  • 159 x 224 x 16 mm
  • By author and comedian Daniel Foxx
  • Published by Octopus Publishing Group

About this gift

Fairytales for Privileged Children is a funny hardback that retells classic tales for the very comfortable, ideal for fans of dark humour. Daniel Foxx sends Rapunzel to a boutique tower-concept hotel and gives the Three Little Pigs a booming property portfolio. It is a gift for book lovers.

The book is a 144-page hardback with black and white illustrations, measuring 159 x 224 x 16 mm. Jack, an aspiring gourmand, swaps his cow for 100% organic legumes, and the ugly stepsisters Porchetta and Frankette have deep-plane facelifts that yield excellent results.

Fireside reading suits a book like this, and it makes a birthday or Christmas gift for anyone who finds privileged families funny. Choose Fairytales for Privileged Children for the comedy fan on your list, and see how Little Red Riding Hood blows her trust fund.

Perfect for: Birthday gifts

Great for: Gifts for him · Gifts for friends · comedy fans, fans of dark humour, book lovers, fairytale fans

What's in the box

  • 1 hardback book, 144 pages, with black and white illustrations

Details

FormatHardback
Pages144
IllustrationsBlack and white
Size159 x 224 x 16 mm
AuthorDaniel Foxx
PublisherOctopus Publishing Group
Published24 Sep 2026
SubjectsHumour, gift books
ISBN9781800963870
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How many pages does Fairytales for Privileged Children have?

It has 144 pages and black and white illustrations.

What size is the book?

It measures 159 x 224 x 16 mm and is a hardback.

Who wrote Fairytales for Privileged Children?

Daniel Foxx, an author and comedian, wrote it. Octopus Publishing Group published it on 24 Sep 2026.

When will the fairytales for privileged children arrive?

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